Saturday, December 30, 2006

Oh, what a night!

Hello everyone, just wanted to share out night with you.

All was well, and nothing was stirring, not even a mouse. We were all fast asleep, dreaming our dreams, when all of a sudden, at 3.43am, I was rudely awoken by a lound wooshing noise. I grunted and rolled over.

Then it happened again, this time much louder. I leapt out of bed and looked outside and to my horror the service yard of the car dealership opposite us was ablaze! Every 10 seconds or so, there was a huge release of gas (no, not by me ;o)) which made the flames shoot some 30ft into the air. The though crossed my mind that this could get alot worse - there was undoubtedly gas cylinders with oxyacetylene for welding - it was after all a repair shop.

So with one swift move, I dialled 000 and calmly explained what was happening, while at the same time waking helen, telling her to get dressed, and move to the back of the house.

So, she promptly headed for the window for a rubber neck! I know, I'd do the same. Some 3 short minutes later, we heard the distant sirens of the fire engine.

The fire was out within 15 minutes, thanks to the 5 - yes 5 - fire engines that pulled up, plus 2 police cars, and multiple neighbours all intheir dressing gowns and slippers.

I took some movies that weren't too good so I wont bother with google video, but here is a pic...

Before we knew it the place was awash ankle deep in foam and the firemen has gained access to the yard with the help of a hefty angle grinder. the flames were out within 15 minutes, but there was still huge clouds of steam leaping into the air!

Soon there were police crawling over the scene, with temporary floodlights making it look like a move set.

All was quiet again by 5.30am, just as the dawn was breaking. Sleep beckoned, and when we arose at around 9.30, the place was abuzz with forensic teams, there was even a 'scene of crime' tape across the entrance to the yard.

I, being the nosey so and so that I am, headed out to get some much needed info, and was met by a member of CID who had a pile of questions for me. The funny thing was that I was standing there chatting away with one hand in my pocket - holding a box of matches! I was suddenly feeling scared! I had been out in the late evening prior to this for my usual friday night cigar, and left the matches in my pocket! How scared was I?

Anyhow, it seemed that they were investigating this as a case of arson, and will be making many enquiries in the coming days, so I may not have heard the end of this!

Whoever said that life in suburbia was dull???

OK, better go to bed now, we'll post more soon - we visited the Puffing Billy today and had fun, then watched Happy Feet in the open air cinema - what a cool film!

Catch ya soon

C

Friday, December 29, 2006

Parents Arrival

Christmas day was less than a week ago and yet it seems like forever ago! Christmas day itself was lovely- if not a little stange! For a start, it was practically a white christmas here in Melbourne and the coldest Christmas on record in the klast 50 years- bizarre. The hail fell so hard that it did just about look liel snow, (as Chris put it ' if you close one eye and squint abit!') Anyway, a our picnic was well and truely off, we trundled around to our friends, Anton and Karin's after the usual rounds of opening presnts, (Amongst other things- Chris got a IPod Shuffle, tool box, shirt, alarm clock and digi box and I got a cool watch, a Jamie Oliver cook book, Kylie perfume and a top).

We had a lovely day, with a very odd Christmas dinner. It was a combination of the picnin food and a roast chicken and potatoes- something to keep us warm. After dinner Chris took Anton out to play with Big Bertha and later our Karin's little boys persuaded us to watch Ice Age 2. When we got home, dead on 8 o clock, we started the msning, which is becoming a bit of tradition on Christmas evening. We watched as Jon, Chris' bro, opened his gifts. We chatted to ROsie and Terry and we took some small part in the utter bedlam going on at my parents home. IN one smallish room, gathered aruond the computer, there were 3 dogs, a grandma, an 18 month year old and 4 adults! It got worse when Ronnie, the baby, opened a gift, which was food, and started running round the house holding it saying 'mine mine mine' whilst the 3 dogs follwed behind him, trying desperately to make the food theirs! After all this excitement we fell in to bed. A lovely, if somewhat different, day!

And now, my Parents have arrived from England and we get to have 2 lovely weeks with them, including 4 days in the Northen Territory, Uluru and Alice Springs, and a night on the Great Ocean Road. THey are curently unpacking and trying to stay awake. THey say they are going to make the whole day without a nap- but its gone very quiet uop there- I reckon they're having a kip already! Better go check it out,
Love Helen***

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Christmas Eve

Well Christmas is over- thankfully, my hoidays aren't. Mum and dad arrive in 2 days for nearly 3 weeks and we are going to Uluru with them and I am going overnight on the ocean road with them. Will be fun.

Christmas has been fun, (look at the photos on Flickr). ON Christmas Eve we attended the most watched TV show of the year- Carols by Candlelight. It is filmed at the Sidney Myer Music bowl here in Melbourne and 20, 000 ish people attend each year. We bought our tickets back in November but ubecause they were general admission we were warned by friends to arrive to que up at 2 in the afternoon at the latest to ensure a decent space on the lawn. Luckily the day was fine but not too hot so we qued quite hapily all afternoon.

when the gates opened there was a fast track que for those wirthout bags so Chris took all oyur stuff and I legged it in with only a blanket. It was such an adrenilin rush as everyone sprinted for a decent spot!I was quite please with where we got!

Unfortunately not long after we got in at 5 it started to rain and then it was showers on and off all evening. I was fine as I got in the sleeping bag which turned out to be water proof but poor Chris looked like a drown rat most of the evening!

The pre show entertainment started at 7. It wsn't bad- except for this ridiculous Mr Men and Little Miss sho that went on for hours! The main event started at 9. It was excellent! Started with Delta Goodrum and had lots of famous Aussies and even Brian McFadden from Westlife (he was spendinng Christmas with Delta- ahhh!) THe whole event was beautifully put together and despite the rain we had an amazing time. My favourite thing was looking bck at the sea of candles that swayed to the music! Fantastic!

On the way home as the clock showed midnight I leaned out the window and shouted Merry Christmas to everyone we passed. I had fun but I think the Melbonites thought I was a)mad or b) drunk! Of which i was neither!!

It was a long but great day! More about Christmas soon!

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Christmas stuff

Although it is still 2 nights until Santa I am already in the festive mood this evening. I have spent the afternoon creating Christmas master pieces for our 'picnic' on Christmas day and we have also been to our Christmas concert at church and had a 'kind of' early Christmas dinner! (Since we are not having one Christmas day and are out all day tommorrow, we figured today would be a good day to do it!)

The Christmas carol concert was fantastic! They did it on a white Christmas theme and had cotton wool all over church as a kind of snow. The music was lots opf traditionakl carols spiced up and some more modern stuff too. There was a lovely Christmas feel to it and the true meaning of Christmas came over loud and clear too.

Jokes from our Christmas crackers (or bon bons as they are called here!):

WHy did the elf take his computer to the hospital? Because santa said it had a virus!
Which of Santas reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph!

See- it doesn't matter what continent you are on- they don't get any better!

Have a look at Flicker if you want to see photos of our Christmas so far!

More about the weather!

Now it may be cold in ENgland, but at least you can count on it being cold. I mean no one in England is thinking 'oh tommorrow it might be 30 degrees'! No, you are all going about your business secure in the knoweldge that, whilst it may not snow for Christmas, it will at least be cold.

Not so for us Melbournites! We can no more rely on the weather than we can on Micheal Fish's weather forecasts! Earlier this week we had soaring temoperatures- 35 plus and the hottest night ever recorded in December in Melbourne. It didn't drop below 26 degrees all night. (And boy did we know about it- NEVER have a 2 storey house in a hot country- HOT AIR RISES!). So, looking forwards to a hot Christmas, we planned a picnic with friends on Christmas day. But then what should happen? The temperature drops and the forecast is for the coldest Christmas day in 50 years in Melbourne. It is looking likely to reach 13 or 14 degrees only! So my friend and I are busy rearranging our picnic to an indoor type thing and even doing some hot food!

Add to this the fact that our friend Karl, who is a weather forecaster, says that in Mount Baw Baw, only 3 hours away, there is actually going to be snow on Christmas day!! Chris and I debated cancelling our Chritsmas lunch and going to Baw BAw just to see this, but have decided against it! Most of all because, ridiculously, the bush fires are still burning in some of the countryside close to the mountains! If the snow manages not to evaporate in the heat of the fire then it will be an awesome sight- snow falling right next to bushfire- doubt thats been seen before. Karl said that if the locals are lucky they may even see the snow go through the 3 stages, snow to rain and rain evaporating to water vapour! How bizzarre!

WHo knows what New Years will be like- probably scorching again!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Christmas is coming....

Well that's it.
Christmas is finally upon us - I was presented with my Applied Biosystems festive Ham today. These aussies are an odd bunch, first they go and destroy us in the cricket (if I hear one more snide comment!) but on the other hand they have some very endearing christmas traditions - like the presenting of half a pig to employess for all their hard work and endeavors over the year.

So, having just spent nearly an hour trying to make space in my fridge for this monster cut, we now have the honourous task of trying to consume this between the two of us! I reckon I'll be eating ham sandwiches for a month.

And we had our 'secret Satan' er, I mean Santa, today. I had to buy a present for woman I have never spoken to. anyhow, I was presented with a very ornate looking chocolate fondue set. As if I need any other excuses to eat chocolate!

So that's all, except that my parcel arrived today from the US - new parts for Big Bertha! Hooray! I should have her up and running before christmas I hope... watch this space...

Ok, gotta go make dinner now... have fun

C

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Christmas Exhaustion!

I am exhausted!! Chris isn't far off either.

Christmas seems to have hit with full force and for one reason or another we seem to be running around like headless chickens. I got to rest a bit today but this seems to have made me feel more tiered instead of less!

Our friends from England left a few weeks ago and since their departure we seem to have been out and about no end. Church parties, friends parties, work parties and a wedding far away up in the country- not to mention the Christmas shopping! This morning we had a lovely brunch at a friends house followed by both of us leading our 'sections' at church. We are both 'on' again tommorrow morning too. From my point of view it is my own fault really, as I write the schedule. However this weekend was the toddler Christmas party and I didn't want to burden anyone else with this task!

I spent the week shopping for Jesus' birthday party- driving Chris mad at the supermarket by asking whether he thought my choice of cake was right for Jesus and how many candles I should use. He suggested 2007 but I felt this may have been going a little far and opted for four! THe party went well'ish' this evening, although the kids did get a little boisterous and we nearly had tears over the winner of pass the parcel. We go through the whole thing again in the morning!

Good news for the week though- I have been appointed as a teacher at the local autistic school for the next 6 months. I will team teach six boys- 6 kids, 2 teachers, 1 assistant. THe other teacher is pretty expereinced and the assistant is lovely. The boys will be interesting but our room is near the time out room (practically a padded cell!) so that helps! All the boys can communicate verbally and a few of them even hjave converstaions, of a sort, which is pretty rare for this school! I start in January! HUrrah!

Well best go to bed to avoid further exhaustion tommorrow! Despite being busy we are well and actually quite enjoying The Season, although, of course, it is always hard to be away from family at this time of year.

Love Helen***

Saturday, December 09, 2006

great minds...

well gosh, it seems we both decided to blog today!

Its like a number 9 bus....

c

Busy little bees

Hey everyone, sorry its been ages since we posted. Life is pretty manic for us both right now!


We'll do a proper update soon enough, but just wanted to shre what is the big story in melbourne right now - the bushfires.


Theya re claiming these fires to be the worst in memory, with unimaginably large blazes roaring across the countryside. It's thought that the front of the fire will reach 90km across today, and over 800,000hectares have been burned already.


Here's a pic from the NASA website of Victoria from space, taken just this morning. A picture says a thousand words.

We woke this morning with thick throats, feeling like we'd been hit with a ton of bricks, and looked out the window to a very surreal sight - yellow fog. The house stinks, and it is heading up to 38c today. Perfect weather for a christmas party methinks ;o)

truly scorchio!

C

Huge Bonfire

I was awoken this morning at 6.30 by a strange smell- in my semi-concious state I wrote it off as Chris' wind problems and went back to slepp. However, when we eventually rose from our slumber this morning we were amazed to look out the winow and see nothing but thick haze and the strong smell of smoke.

There are bushfires burning across the north-east of Victoria. The nearest one is at least a 3 hour drive frmo us and yet we are sufering the fall out and, if the wind changes, we may even get covered in soot. This weekend, if the predictions come true, the fires will join inot one mega fire, the biggest fiers EVER in Victoria. The front will be over 100 kilometers long.

Currently it is like living close to a bonfire. Everything smells of smoke and we all smell of smoke. No one really knows how long this fire will last- even extra firefighters from New Zealand are struggling to contain it.

It's going to be a long, hot and smelly summer!

Love Helen***

Monday, November 27, 2006

Wedding

In order to stop this becoming the MOnster Truck blog I thought I should write something quickly!

On saturday Chris and I drove 2 hours into the bush to attend the wedding of Chris' collegue Mike. It was our first Ozzy wedding, so we were very excited. The drive up was beautiful, coming through the great Diving Ranges and some rainforest and seeing lots of little tiny Australian towns. When we arrived at the hotel we were staying at I was quite shocked as it was a beautiful looking golf resort with 2 swimming pools, a gym and a sauna- all in the middle of no where! I needn't have got too exicted though as the rooms and facilities did not live up to this description. THe room was motel esque and the pools were old and dirty. I might have got in the outdoor one if I had had my bathers but there was NO WAY i would have got in the indoor one! Anyway, it was an ok place for one night, all we really did was sleep there.

THe wedding was just over th road in a revamped village hall. It was quite a small affair so Chris and I felt very priveledged to be there. The service itself was outside, which was lovely, except for the fact that the temperature rose to the high 30s and swarms of flies kept attacking us. Luckily I think the bride must have covered herself in fly spray as they stayed away from her.

The reception afterwards was inside the hall with outside caterers. The food was lovely but a little starnge! The main course was a COLD Sunday roast with added cold meats etc. THere was cold baked spuds, cold roatsed pumpking, cold roast beef and EVEN cold yorkshire puds, (the groom was ENglish and these were a special request apparantly!). I couldn't quite come to terms with the cold vegies but the rest I did fine with and desrt made up for any dissapointment as it was a selection of gorgeous cakes, biscuits and fruits- very yummy!

The evening was lots of fun, even though I didn't know anyone. THere was dancing, lots of drinking and even the speeches weren't bad. When we eventually deciede to leave the party the walk back over the road was funny as there was NO moon and it was pitch pitch black. Although for us it was pretty uneventful (but a little scary) another of the guests said they came face to face with a kangeroo when they walked home!

The morning after we were a bit worse for wear but we still enjoyed a lovely reakfast and toook an alternative route home- down a single track, un concreted path through the rain forest- very beautiful. A great weekend had by all.
Love Helen

tearing up the freeway....

How much fun is this monster truck?


I had an hour or two spare yesterday, so I ventured out to try and find a new spot to run the car. I headed over to the new mitcham - frankston freeway, an enormous ongoing construction not far from home, and found a great spot where there was no no-entry barriers.


Big bertha tore that place up like it was wet tissue paper - nothing was a barrier, even a 40ft pile of dirt - straight to the top without hesitation! I found a spot that was perfect for pulling huge jumps, and kept pushing the limits, until I snapped the aerial in half. I was stunned that was all I managed to break this time! This really is a tough little truck.


Below is the aftermath. I think I have a little bit of cleaning up to do.... very satisfying though. Reminds me of the days when I had my jeep and used to get it stuck in all kinds of mud holes and steep hills!


I want to get some better video of Bertha going, so watch this space...

Thursday, November 23, 2006

All is not well....

I am not a happy camper.

I chatted today with a colleague of mine who, as it happens, has a monster truck too, and we decided as it was friday tomorrow, and we were both going to be in the office, to bring our little toys into work and have a buzz around the car park at lunch time.

So, with the need of preparedness, I ventured out this evening (and fine evening it was too) to finish up the process of tuning BB (Big Bertha - as helen seems to have christened it). All was well, I had got the fuel mixture just right and she was going hell for leather - I reckon about 65kph was reached, and then disaster.

You see, because I was tuning it up, I was running it without the body shell in place. Little did I know that whilst aesthetically pleasing, it also serves as protection for all the important parts - and in this case, the engine.

About 50 feet away, I pulled a tight turn, skidding on the gravel, and I completely underestimated the distance to a kerb, and whack, I hit it a full tilt, sending bertha a good 5 feet into the air, spinning like a chinese death star, and landing very heavily on the engine, that was running at about 25,ooo rpm. Hmmmm clever boy.

I ruefully made my way home, with my tail between my legs, and proceeded to strip the truck down. What a mess, the sheer force of the impact had bent the whole chassis, and part of the transmission too.

So as soon as this is posted, I am heading into my workshop to try and get her working again. I have my honour to protect here, I have to have at least a small chance of kicking my colleague's ass tomorrow!

Tearfully yours,

C

First run of Big Bertha

Helen's first drive, women drivers, hey???!!!
Not very fast here, as fuel running very rich as it is running in still.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Too bloomin hot!

Just as a short update to my previous post- it is too flippin hot!! Temperatures reached a hot and sticky 39 degrees today. The hottest day in November since the 50s or something stupid like that. I was working in a gym with no aircon and me and the kids were close to passing out at the end of the day!

How ridiculous to think that this time a week ago it was snowing!

It is now starting t o rain a little and get windy. It kind of feels like standing under a hair drier with someone flicking water at you! With any luck 'the change' will hit before bed time and it will be somewhat cooler!

suppose I should count my blessings that I'm not in the freezin cold uk!
LOve Helen***

It is FINISHED!!!

wow, it's finally complete. My monster truck is run-in, painted and ready to rock and roll.

I had so much fun building it, I feel like buying another now!! (just kidding, Helen!)

I plan to take it into work this week and show it off the my mates, and some have suggested I get a new body for this one, and paint it up with the company logo and colours, then take it along to company trade shows as a bit of a gimmick! Who knows, anything to get a tax rebate!, anyhow, here she is....

next project please....
C




Saturday, November 18, 2006

Ridiculous weather!

Australia is in the midst ofthe 'oddest' weather we've had since arriving. Even in Melbourne, where 4 seasons in 1 day is the norm, this is getting ridiculous! Last weekend we had high humidity and thunder storms. Mid week the temperature droped down into the low teens during the day and 4/5 degrees at night and then it rained, hailed and even snowed in the hills! THere was a man on the news skiing to work and he only lives about half an hour away from us! Now, on Saturday the temperature is looking to be heading for the 30s and I am desperately hunting out my shorts. Honestly, I don't know if I'm coming or going. I keep washing winter clothes to put away but then having to wear them, again!

So now I'm off to enjoy this burst of summer- before winter arrives again mid-week!
Love Helen

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Monster Truck Monster Truck Monster Truck!!

Hey hey, I have finally completed the building of my little project - the monster truck!

I came up witht he idea to buy one of these in kit form, ooh probably about May time this year, and I had been saving up my little $2 coins in my Jim Beam bottle for about 9 months I think, and had managed to tot up about $600 in that time!

So, after doing endless hours of research into it decided to invest in the HPI Savage Monster Truck, it seemed a bit of a legend in its own right, and the news was that they were going to release the truck in kit form! happy days!

I was told that it would be released in mid-August. It came and went. As did mid-September. After all my frustration, it finally arrived in stock on 23rd October.

And here we are, just over 2 weeks later and she's finished! All that has to be done is to do the paint job, get some fuel in her and fire her up!

The paint job is the next big project - and I have graciously stepped to one side and asked my dear wife to carry out the task. And the suggested colour scheme is in the style of the Richmond Tigers! Black and Gold..... Should look good I hope....

Anyhow, here she is without her clothes on....
More updates soon....

see ya

C

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Guy Fawkes Night Aussie Style

Wow what a great evening....

We decided a few weeks back to have a little celebration for Guy Fawkes as is the tradition in ole blighty, so we did it in style, al fresco, an a warm spring night - all those years in england, it invariably buckets it down, is cold, and generally pretty miserable... but tonight was great fun, sparkler bomb and all.....

the cheese fondue was to die for, as was the english treacle tofee and toasted marshmallows on the fire.... This is Owen, Angela (from Cumbria) and Jodie....

Much fun was had by all....

C

Deadly encounter

Pheweee.

I have just emerged from an encounter I certainly do not want to repeat, thank you very much.

Just pulling up on our driveway, and Helen spotted it - a full grown female Red Back spider. Ewww. The little blighters are pretty poisonous, and without antivenom can lead to death. However, they only have very small fangs and often when they bite don't even pierce the skin.

That doesn't detract form the fear response they produce in me when i am close to one.

The picture above is not very representative - normally they have quite long legs, but this was after I had shot half a can napalm on it, hence why everything is distorted. Oh its good to be at the top of the food chain.

The red back doesn't just eat 'little' things - they regularly capture things that are many times larger - check this out - it is a 3.5inch lizard. She'll dine out on this for weeks!

This is one thing england is better at - no hideous deadly spiders.

Squeemishly contemplating lunch now....

Chris


Monday, October 30, 2006

Wine, wine and more wine!

Hi all,
the last two weeks, whilst Chris' ma and bro have been here, seem to have centred somewhat around the topics of food and wine. I think that I have possibly consumed more wine in the past few weeks than at any previous time in Australia. Of courese I'm not complaining!

The biggest consumption of alcohlic beverages has to have been last Saturday when we were treated to a wine tour, courtesy of John and Yarra Valley Wine Tours. They picked us up in a little min-bus and sped us down to the Yarra valley where we met up with 7 others. Much to our amusment 5 of these 'others' were also Brits!

For full details rgarding this trip you can read John and Rosie's blog but here are some of the highlights:
Domain Chandon- which, I realised, is part of the Moet Chandon group. It is only about half and hour from our home- why had we not been there before? Drank far too much bubbly at this one and bought a bottle of pink sparkling for Christmas.
De Bortolli- we had lunch here. The menu was limited and a bit posh for my liking, which is why I ended up with rabbit spaggetti. I thought that I would be able to pick the rabbit out but it was minced rabbit. To be honest it would have been ok if I had been able to stop myself from thinking of our childhood rabbit Flopsy each time I had a mouthful!! Thankfully their a cheese shop at this winery so I was able to fill up on a cheese tasting plate after the meal. The rest of the family also tried the entire fortified wine menu but I was already feeling a little queasy so gave that one a miss.
Balgownie Estate- This winery was smaller than the other two and, to be honest, I thihk that I had kind of lost the plot by this point. However,we must have liked something there cause I just checked the cupboards and we have a few bottles of their Shiraz! We are also intending a return visit to this place as they have rooms and a spa!! Mix it with good food and wine, what more could you wnat!
Acacia Ridge- This was my favourite winery of the day. Infact I think it was everyone's favourite winery- not least cause the wine maker was our host and he gave us the bottle and said to pour as much as we wanted. THe guy was about 80 years old, with 2 hearing aids. At first we all thought he was a litle insane but we soon realised he was actually an excellent sales person. Our group of 11 people must have bought 2 or 3 dozen bottles from him between us. 1 couple bought a dozen just for themselves! But my favourite thing about this guy was not his wine, nor was it the cool little hut with the big open fire, no it was the field full of beautiful labradors that got me. They were all gorgeous and both Chris and I left the wine tasting after a while to go play with them. We really need to get a dog soon!

When we got home that evening we were all a bit worse for wear. Rosie fell asleep on the ofa about 5 minutes after getting home. The boys consumed a curry, (munchies I think!) and I nursed a bad headache in the bath!

An excellent time was had by all! Rosie and Jon may have over done it on the wine buying though. Their excess luggage payment was $240 ! Oh dear! Love Helen***

Friday, October 20, 2006

Being autistic!

Hi all,

For the last few weeks I have been working in an autistic school, which has proved very interesting. The autistic spectrum is very broad and whilst some of the children can read, write and follow instructions others can not even toilet themselves. Others, who appear pretty intelligent and 'with it' can flare up at any moment and have an almighty tantrum with kicking, biting and scratching being quite normal behaviour! Today I have 2 red, bruised marks where some 'lovely' children pinched me when they weren't getting their own way!

Autistic children see the world through different eyes to the rest of us. It is almost as if someone is holding up a filter so that what we see as important and interesting, autistic children find dull, whilst, for them, something as trivial as their shadow can cause hours of entertainment! One dayI told a little girl that it was time to go to the bus and she promptly turned around and told her shadow it was time to go. She was most excited when this'new friend' follwed her to the bus que!

But one thing I have learnt is that the autistic point of view is not necessarily a bad one. Yes, in our society few of these children will ever pass as 'normal' but they are not unhappy about this, or even aware of it, in most circumstances. Most of the children are happy just to 'be'. Wouldn't it be lovely to be content just examining a stick or having a conmversation with yourself in the mirror for a hour or so. Best of all, wouldn't it be great to not be able to interpret other people's snide looks, negative body language and rude behaviour. Maybe we all need a dose of the autistic gene to help us appreciate the simple things in life and to give us a thicker skin! I know I do!

Love Helen***

Friday, October 13, 2006

A very tough game...

Check this out, i found this a few months back and it is one tough son of a gun!
Have fun...
C
http://www.zipperfish.com/mediabase/popup.php?Active=GameFiles&&ID=1294

Thursday, October 12, 2006

How warm is it in Melbourne today???!!!


This is unreal - taken from http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200610/s1763651.htm

Melbourne temperature
near record high
Melbourne has recorded its hottest October day for almost a century. The temperature has risen above 36 degrees Celsius, with other areas including Avalon and Mildura reaching more than 37 degrees. Weather bureau senior forecaster Richard Carlyon says it could still get hotter. "We've reached 36.6 degrees at 4.24 (AEST) and the temperature's still hovering around 36 degrees," he said. "The hottest October day on record is 36.9, recorded way back in 1914."
He says they are the kind of conditions normally seen in February.
So, being the romantic geezer that I am, made it home from work at a good time, stopped off at the shops for some supplies (smoked salmon and fillet steak), made some butties. I quietly waited for Helen to trundle home and whisked her away, down to our favourite beach for the last few hours of sun. It was actually a lot cooler by the sea, although sadly the heat has sparked the flies in motion again!
As usual, our beach was practically deserted, save for a bloke with his young daughter. The sea was very choppy today as it ad been very windy earlier in the day. I even tried flying the kite but there was just not enough to keep it going! Anyhow, I got a lovely pic of the two of us...
apologies for the tree growing out of my head ;o)
Cool, so it's now T minus 36 hours till the troops land, and we still have to clean the bathroom - better get moving!
Take care
C

Monday, October 09, 2006

Buono estente....

Just saw the weather report for singapore this week - nothing too out of the ordinary:


In the immortal and truly descriptive words of Poala Fisch on the Fast Show: "Scorchio, heh heh! Nio dudupos, sminki pinki tenuros tomano... Graba da bols!! Scorchio!!"

And new name is.....

So Helen has decided to name her car 'Bluey'

It has a very aussie feel to it thats for sure. Shame it's not a ute then it would really fit the bill.

On another note, the countdown has begun for the first of our distinguished guests over the next 3 months. Mum and Jon arrive in less than 5 days now! They will be starting their adventure very soon with a couple of days in singapore on the way out here staying at the Ritz Carlton (copy me copy me;o)) in total luxury, then will touch down in MEL for 12 days of living it large! Cant wait to see you both....

Ok, time to do some work....
C

Thursday, October 05, 2006

As if Helen wasn't clucky enough.....

....and our friends go and have a beautiful baby girl!

Cherie Mountney gave birth to Ava Elizabeth on Monday 2nd October at 5am, weighing at a very healthy 8lb 10oz.

I just got back from a quick visit and to get a few snaps.... isn't she gorgeous???


So there you go mum, more wood on the fire!

C

Monday, October 02, 2006

Whoever said pigs couldn't fly???

We made the trip this weekend to the melbourne show.

This was amongst the first things we did when we first arrived in oz last year, and we both have bittersweet memories of that event - it was cold and wet, not very busy and we kept seeming to miss all the good stuff. I think we went on the worst possible days last year.

However, this year was superb. First off, the weather was perfect. Clear blue skies, very warm in the sun, but a lovely cooling breeze. And they have completely renovated the showgound - many new pavillions, completely revamped the arena too. The main food hall that showcases local produce - ice cream, wine, cheeses, healthfoods, chocolates, etc, etc. was a brand new millenium-dome like structure that was vast - we had so much fun going from stall to stall trying all the local red wines. And they are very generous with the free samples!

We tried a barrage of different cheeses too, and I really got to appreciate the mix of wine with cheese - they all tasted so wonderful! And I got to try something different - one stall asked me which wine I had just tried, and matched it with a local honey of all things. Wow, it was a taste sensation, mixing the fruity aftershock of a Gippsland Pinot Noir with a rich Leatherwood honey was almost divine!

Next, we visited the dogs section. The show runs for a week, and during that time, there are competitions of pretty much every breed under the sun, but on the saturday, all the group winners compete head to head for the best in show awards.

There is a huge hall with probably 1,000 stalls for al the dogs and their owners, and the public are allowed to wander around and coo over all the cute ones. We spent nearly an hour wandering around stroking the dogs and we saw the most gorgeous boxer we've seen since Jemmy!

We have a movie of her, but is a bit blurry, but suffice to say she had virtually the same boisterous nature as the jemster, it was lovely to see. She had actually won best of breed in the competition.

After further cooing over various breeds, including the stunning Weimaraner (my favourite breed by the way) we headed towards the agriculture pavillion, and on the way we found what was billed as "Pig Racing and Diving". What was this, I thought. The show was ten minutes off, so we grabbed a couple of seats and I went on a drinks pitsop. The show started with a very surreal show consisting of giant mechanical koala bears playing in a band. Very odd indeed. However, this turned out to be just the warm up. In front of us was a large 'U' shaped circuit with a set of stalls similar to thos you'd see at a greyhound racing track.

The meastro came on, and after many minutes of bigging it all up, introduced the pigs! they were fairly young, and were uncerimoniously herded into the stalls, and after much hype, they were positively chomping at the bit and at the blow of the whistle shot out of the cages and it was over.... or so we thought. A minute or two later, the meastro came back out and described the strange looking contraption in front of us, inside the 'U' shaped track. It was a long plank, leading up about 8ft in the air, about 5 feet from a large water tank. Suddently, a little pink flash shot along the plank, didn't even hesitate, and leapt off the edge over five feet and dived head long into the tank! It was so fast, I barely cought it on camera!

And with that, the piggy show was over! Very surreal really.

We then headed to our inteded destination, and went to the farm animal nursery, where there was a huge pen with dozens of sweet little lambs, piglets, chooks, and so on, and we could go in and pet the animals, whilst trying to avoid them crapping on you! what fun! There was one lamb that was very cool - he looked like a lamb, but old and wise at the same time - helen and I both thought he was worth a pic - check out his beard!

The evening was soon upon us, and having already devoured our bacon butties some hours ago, we decided to find some grub, and settle down to watch the evening events - namely the monster truck, freestyle motorcross, daredevil acrobats, outback adventure, and fireworks! Suffice to say, they were all very good fun, except perhaps the acrobats.

They consited of a Father-Daughter combo, and she started procedings. With the use of a very large crane, she was suspended at the height of 150ft on a trapeze, and wowed the crowd with her highly flexible body swinging and swirling through the sky. this lasted a few minutes, then the crane was lowered for ther father to join her. His performance was simply breathtaking. attched to the top of the crane was a 5 meter pole-vaulters pole with a special hand grip on the top. He climbed to the top and swayed all over the place as the crane reached the dizzying heights again. With his daughter below counterbalancing him, he performed all manner of gravity defying trick - standing atop the pole, he swayed from side to side - a massive 10ft either side of upright - first while standing, then amazingly on one hand! Please note here that these people had no safety nets, no security wires, nothing to stop them from falling to their certain death. I was captivated and amazed, while helen just couldn't watch! I was genuinely on the edge of my seat. The truly amazing thing was that the father was no spring chicken - he's been doing these death defying stunts for over 60 years - he was 71 years old! Stunning. Have a look at their website - there is a breif video of their act.

http://www.flyinglotahs.com/crane.htm

So that was the end to a great day out, we'll definitely go again... if only to see the flying pigs

C

Friday, September 29, 2006

Helen's new baby


Hey hey is Friday!

What a week it's been too. I feel like I have been office bound - i made it into see my colleagues every day this week - some kind of record methinks.

Whilst doing all this, we've also bought a car.

Yes, you heard right, a car. We decided a while back it might be a good idea for Helen to get mobile, especially as her work can take her all over the place. So, with the help of my splendid bonus this year, we just in the last hour took delivery of Fred. (I have to give it a name for now, even if it is short-lived - we have a naming ceremony tomorrow)

So, it's blue and shiny and runs on petrol, not diesel. That's all Helen needs to know. He he ;o)

Otherwise, it's been an uneventful week, we're busy getting our act together for when my mum and bro come over in just 2 weeks time - they are going to have the time of their lives!

Ok, thats all folks, and we'll be sure to let you know of Fred's new name as soon as he's christened.

Have a super weekend

C

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Tasmania part 3 and wandering into a war zone

Hello friends

I'm sorry it's been a week since my last post, but what a week it's been! You see, I had originally planned to jet off to Sydney for three days to do some routine work, but one of my colleagues in New Zealand has been having trouble with an instrument for over three weeks. I spent many hours with him on the phone, trying out all sorts of tricks, but we had no joy. So, we decided he needed some on site help, and with that I was on a plane (middle seat again) to Christchurch. I arrived onsite at 4pm, and the instrument was fixed by 4.15. So, after some serious ribbing of Mark, and a few beers and a lovely curry at my favourite New Zealand restaurant - Two Fat Indians, then jumped on a plane and came home again!

Get a look at their mouth watering menu at www.twofatindians.co.nz

But I digress. I must finish my narrative on the wonderful Tasmania.
Ok, so after our adventure at Port Arthur, we headed back to base camp for a quiet night in with pizza and 'another' bottle of wine, and a relatively early night for our last day....

We arose with a tinge of sadness as it was nearly time to go home. We packed up and and said goodbye to our home for the past 4 nights, and decided to head for a place called Bonorong Wildlife Park. Now, as many of you know, we've been to loads of wildlife sanctuaries since we got to oz, and we really love the wildlife here, but this place was just the best! As it was a monday, the place was practically deserted, and we had a lovely time visiting all the different animals. They particularly specialise in the Tassie Devil, a very odd animal indeed. They seem aggressive, and yet their bodies are very oddly balanced, with very broad, obtuse hips that make them look like they are riddled with arthritis! You can see below they have a shiney wet nose - aparrently their noses are constaly wet, except for when they are sleeping. They are marsupials like the roos, wallabies, wombats and koalas we all know, but these fellas are pretty aggressive. They are meat eaters, and when they kill, they polish iff the whole animal - bones, skin and hair! they have very powerful jaws that can easily crunch and grind the bones of their prey. Not my favourite aussie animal, by a long shot.


Helen and I have a real affinity with wombats, and sure enough there was the most adorable little thing there. The enclosures have very low walls to them, allowing you to interact with many of the animals. The womnat we made friends with was called Molly, and she loved to have her back scratched - she'd stop in her tracks and jump up and down at first and then roll over for a tummy tickle. Then when you stopped, she would trundle up to the edge of the enclosure and climb up for a closer look at us. Her she is...

I would love to have one as a pet.

Anyhow, next off was the Koalas, and they are, as always, sweet and cuddly - we actually got to hold these ones! Then we headed to see the roos and wallabies - there were hundreds of the things and many of them were carrying their babys in their pouches! We didn't get many good pics, because they often hid away when we came close but here's one of the little blighters popping out to say hello....

So we finished off at Bonorong Park with a picnic (bacon sandwiches) that was often rudely interrupted by some nearby captive cockatoos. We have seen quite a few of these little monkeys on our travels, and we are amazed at how cheeky thay can be. They talk to you and almost hold a conversation sometimes, aven giving you gifts - I was once given a large twig, freshly plucked form a eucalyptus tree, stripped of all it's leaves and gently passed to me by the bird. As you turn to walk away, the say 'where are you going?' or 'goodbye'. It's quite amusing playing with these chaps, and you get a real sense of playfulness with them.

So now we had around 3 hours to kill before our flight home, so we went for a drive. I think we must have driven into a worm-hole of a time-warp or something, because we suddenly found ourselves not in Tasmania, but at a primary school in the Middle East. See for yourself - I plucked up the courage to leap out of the car, risking mortar bombs and sniper fire while Helen took the photo:

How exciting was that! What a great end to a great holiday.

We would have no qualms about going back to Tassie, and we both said it would be a lovely place to live, even to retire to one day....

So that was our epic journey over, and back it was to the grind of work and bizzing around the place. Our next big jaunt will be in January, where we are planning to go and see the great Ayer's Rock, or Uluru. More on that another time. In the meantime, my mum and brother are coming in three weeks time, so we better get started cleaning this house....

Catch you all soon...

Chris

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Crying Like a Baby!

Hi everyone,
Well, I am not ashamed to admit that I just spent the last hour blubbing like a baby at Steve Urwin's memorial service. It was truely touching- sad but not somber, celebrating a life well spent.

Funny thing is, I wasn't even a big Croc Hunter fan!! I remember making fun of a couple of friends who liked him in the early days and even laughing when I was asked to watch his film with friends on the Anastasis. Thing is though, he had such an infectious personality, and once I had watched a few bits and pieces I started to admire his passion and enthusaiam- just like millions of people across the world.

One of the film stars speaking at the memorial summed it up for me today. He said that Steve was a great and popular man because he was not ashamed to be who he really was and to let the world see it! Thing is, if Steve had been an ordinary man, not a TV personality, people would probably have thought he was insane, but yet he continued to be who he was made to be and I really admire that! I admire the fact that he let his true emotions; passion, enthusiasm, commitment and drive show through even when they brought him to the edge of tears or made him look like a mad man. Wouldn't the world be a better place if we could all be like that? Doesn't that description also sound like Jesus? AND I definately want to be like Him!

Normally, I don't go in for all this idolising a man after his death- normally I get the feeling that the person is being remembered in a biased way. But with Steve Urwin I honestly think that he was a good man- as good infront of the camara as he was behind! I have been praying a lot for his children cause I feel deep compassion for them but today, as litle Bindy spoke to the crowds of poeple, I felt that she would be OK because her dad left her a real legacy, something that she can hang onto and develop further in her dad's memory.

So in the words ofthe croc hunter:
'Crikey mate- it's all over!'

Take care
Love Helen***

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Our homage to Ikea


Hey, just wanted to share with you our latest purchase.... no, not a 50inch HD plasma, not yet, but a rather nice rug from Ikea.

It dots the 'i' in the shrine to Ikea that is our lounge....
Ok, thats it for now. I'll get round to finishing the tassie travelog soon...
C

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Tasmania part 2

Hey again,

Ok, it's thursday night, and I'm just back from the gym and have worked my butt off today, but still couldn't resist a bit of toast and jam for supper.... ooops!

As promised, i'll carry on my little travelog of our trip to Hobart now... We were up to friday night methinks...

Saturday in Hobart is well known for the Salamanca Market, and we decided to head down there to check out what all the fuss was about. Sure enough the whole area was awash with market stalls, hundreds of them in fact, everyone trying to sell you their wares. Probably 20% of all the stalls were selling wood - related products - bowls, key racks, mirrors and so-on. The wood was lovely, there is a type of wood call Sassafras, a lovely dark, fine grained wood. The problem was I just couldn't bring myself to buy something that I'd probably never actually use!

Most other stuff on the market was locally produced food, books and the like, and some stalls were just plain junk - It had a bit of a hippy vibe to the place, but it was good to pass a few hours. During our wanderings around that morning, avoiding the frequent showers, I overheard someone saying that it was snowing up at Mt Wellington. Sure enough, when I looked north, when it decided to show itself fromt he big black clouds, we could see a lashing of snow! Helena nd I got very excited at this prospect, so quickly ate our lunch and headed back to base to get our winter gear on.
You see, being in australia, we have not seen decent snow now for about 18 months, since we were in switzerland. We did venture up to Mount Buller last month, but you could hardly call that snow - more like a giant mud flavoured slurpee. It rained the whole time, it was cold, dark and very miserable. So you can see that didn't really count. So, off we went and headed up the mountain road. Then we saw a most bizarre thing. We kept seeing cars coming down from the mountain, covered in snow, but pretty much all of them had a snowman clinging desprerately to the car bonnets! it seemed to be the 'done thing', so we had to have a go

We named him Snowy, and the poor little blighter did very well. He made it all the way to about halfway down the mountain, when I took a hairpin bend too fast, and we lost him down a drain. Helen was devastated.

Our time ont he mountain was a cold one. It was -4c and very windy, and I reckon the windchill was in the region of -10c. The wind had actually blown most of the snow away, apart from where it had frozen solid to road signs and fences - where it was stuck in these amazing horizontal icicles all over the place.

Darwin arrived in Hobart in 1836 and promptly decided to climb the mountain, and it is reputed that he made it to the summit in just 8 hours! Amazing considering that at that time, the mountain was densely forested in the lower half with sub-tropical eucalypti and ferns. Most people today can make the summit in 5 hours at a good pace, following the tarmac.

Well, it was a fun up there, but we were shrouded in cloud much of the time so couldn't really appreciate the stunning views - 'I must return', I vowed to myself!

That afternoon, we headed out to a small town call Richmond, about a 40 minute drive from Hobart. First explored in 1803 by Lieutenant Bowen, a few years later when the settlers came, the area was called "Sweetwater". The discovery of coal along its banks caused the river to be named the coal River. In early years Richmond was an important police district and the first part of the Gaol was built in 1825, five years before port Arthur. The bridge, built in 1823, enable easier movement of military, police and convicts between Hobart and Port Arthur, as well as the transport of goods. When Sorell Causeway opened in 1872, this traffic no longer passed through Richmond and that is why the town remains much as it was one hundred years ago, with Australia's oldest Catholic church and bridge. At 180 years old, this is about as historic as Australia gets.

Richmond has a well preserved convict gaol which was our first port of call on arrival. It was quite compact in design, but had a truly brutal vibe about the place. There were seperate solitary cells for men and women, but perhaps the worst thing was walking through an archway into the 'Flogging Yard' It had high sided walls, and was completely enclosed apart from the entrance. In the middle of the yard was a triangular wooden A-frame that still had gouges out of it from the cat-o-nine-tails. It was very chilling.

Helen is pictured below in one of the solitary confinement cells - they were pretty much as long as they were wide, so no place to try and sleep. People would have gone stir carzy in a place like this. But this was to be just a taster of what we were going to see tomorrow at Part Arthur.

The evening was fast approaching, and we hadn't made any plans for dinner, so we decided we wanted either a chinese or an indian meal. Now, I have had something of a bad run with indian food since we came to Oz, and have been very retiscent to try anything new. The thing is the aussies can't really do good indian food. We realised that it's a cultural thing that goes back to the early 20th century. What happens is, when aussies eat chicken in a curry or chinese etc, their expectation is for the worst cuts of meat - I'm told it's called Chicken Maryland here, and basically means all the meat of a chicken, minus the breast meat.

I was told that this comes from tough times, when everyone had to make do with the 'lesser' parts of the chook. In my mind, you may as well be eating rabbit or cat meat. Every time i have tried it, it repulses me. I have tried, I really have, but I just cannot eat the stuff.

So, it was with some bravado that we found an indian in hobart, and gave it a go. We walked in, were met by a very young blonde girl wearing a very dodgy saree. Theplace smelled like my grandma's larder, mixed in with boiled cabbage amd josticks. hmmmm appetising.

We move swiftly on from there. We doggedly tried another place on the waterfront call Saffron, and were very pleasantly surprised to be greeted by an Indian chap, with a think indian accent. And the sweet, sweet smell of curry! we gave it a go, and to my uncontained joy, my chicken Chennai was the most sumptuous white, tender breast meat that I have had in a loooong time! I'm easily pleased.

After our meal, we had a wander around the harbour, in the freezing cold, anf headed back to bed - it was going to be a long day tomorrow - our trip to Port Arthur.

Ok, it's now friday night, Helen's gone to bed, but I can't sleep...

We ended up sleeping in somewhat on the sunday morning, and took our time getting ready. We got to Port Arthur around 12 and had lunch in the retaurant there. Pretty boring food, I had the ubiquitous chicken schnitzel. I ended up being rather glad I had a large lunch, as our afternoon tour was actually quite exhausting.

Port Arthur was amazing. It has a feel about the place like nowhere else in oz. I knew there was a dark history to the place before we went, but was amazed by some of the stories we were told. On the face if it, it was a visually beautiful place, lush forests, open green pastures and perhaps the greenest grass I have seen since coming south of the English Channel. The various period houses that were dotted about the place had a genuine historical feel to them. The colony was built around a pretty bay overlooking a large enclosed bay area with a couple of small islands about 2km from the shore. There was a boat tour that left hourly to circle these islands as part of the day's trip.

As it turned out, one of the small islands was called 'the Isle of the Dead' and was where everyone who died at P.A. were buried. If the deceased was a convict, they were put into a mass grave on the east of the island, only 2 metres above sea level, whereas any of the military, staff or their families were buried in indiviual graves on the west of the island, some 6 metres above the sea. We circled the island in a boat, and it was certainly an eerie place. We were told there was over 2000 bodies buried there. You can see it's not a big island by any stretch!


We carried on with the tour and were taken up a long hill to the outer perimeter of the colony, to a place called the 'Seperate Prison' It was a feearsome looking place, huge snadstone blocks, with high walls and the smallest of windows right at the top - barely enough to let much daylight in. It consited of two wings, each with about 20 solitary cells, 10 along each wall. Central to these two wings was the main entrance, and a set of stairs that led to the prison chapel.

I have been in many churches in my time, but nothing like this place. It was perhaps 25m wide by 20m deep, and had 'stalls' for around 80 inmates at a time. It was built as a Catholic chapel, because there was a revolt at some point by a large group of inmates who thoroughly dislike the staunchly protestant minister, who was renowned for having a foul temper and a very sharp tongue. Anyhow, this was no ordinary chapel. And they were no ordinary stalls. You see the prisoners who were incarcerated in this building were the troublesome ones, many of whom were sexual deviants, but some were just there because they were extremely smelly!

When these prisoners were allowed out of their cells, which wasn't often, they had to wear bags over their heads and very heavy shackles ( I tried to lift a set of these shackles, and could barely get them of the ground). Now the stalls of the chapel ware specially designed to keep the convicts in check while they were being given the hell-fire and damnation sermons, so each seat was in effect a cubicle, standing room only, and only allowing the occupant to look straight ahead.

I really felt for the preacher who used to stand in the pulpit, being watched by 50 convicts, in masks, probably heckling him, abusing and generally being the miscreants that they were. It must have taken nerves of steel to do that, so I decided to see how it felt....

Soon, it was getting dark, so we headed back to the visitors centre and decided to get some tea, before our next tour - the ghost trail - wooooo!

It should be siad here that neither Helen nor I believe in ghosts in the classical sense, but we do know that there are forces outside of our human understanding than we cant understand. I think that the bible is very clear about what happens when we die, and becoming a ghost is not part of that. I don't decry people's supernatural experiences for one minute, I just believe that the source of those experiences are not 'lost souls', but could be better explained in other ways that I don't have the space for here right now...

Suffice to say that the ghost tour was a bit of fun, and a good way to see some of the darker history of the place. Our guide was interesting, even if he thought he was Justin Hawkins from The Darkness. There was a moment during the tour when he was telling a story, and someone made a tapping noise in the blackness of the room we were in, and my heart skipped a beat or two! I reckon the guide had put him up to it for dramatic effect!

So all in all, Part Arthur was a pretty amazing place, we both came away with a new appreciation of the bygone convict days of Australia. I thoroughly recommend anyone to visit, even if you are there only for a couple fo days, make this a priority!

www.portarthur.org.au

Ok, thats enough for now, it's 2.25 am and I am starting to loll.

My next entry will be for the last day of our trip - lots of cute furry animals, and a trip to a far away war zone for us - how exciting!!!

Chris

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Tasmania Rules!

Wow.

That is perhaps an understatement. What a stunning place. But some background to our trip. Tas was a spur of the moment decision when we were back in England in june - we wanted something to look forward to after getting back into the grind of work having just had a lovely time with our families and friends.

You know, I've mentioned (nay, whinged about) all the interstate trips I've made in the past year, the 4.30am starts, the 18 hour days and so on, but why do I do this? because I love my job. But another benefit to this is all the frequent flyer miles I get.

So I got us a couple of flights to Hobart, flying out on my birthday for 5 days. and all I paid was $80 tax! Superb.

Anyhow, there's loads to tell so here goes...

I was woken on my special day with breakfast in bed and my wife full of the joys of spring, and a large bag of presents under her arm... Stuff the brekky, gimme the toys!!!

So, after lots of unwrapping, I got some great stuff, a new Tomb Raider game for my PSP, a lovely Cuban cigar ("rolled on the thighs of a virgin maid", I'm reliably informed ;o) and clothes a'plenty...

After a brief lie-in, it was time to get ready, make the obligatory bacon butties (an absolute must when going on holidays) and get packed. Our flight was uneventful, other than reading about the Curveture of Time, Singularities and the nature of the wave/partical duality. I'm reading 'A Brief History of Time' at the moment, by the way.

We touched down into a rather cool Hobart, and I left Helen to get the bags - she was rather taken by the Tasmanian Quarantine officials - they were using an extremely cute beagle dog to search everyone for illicit goods, and she found it fun to watch. Incidentally, Hobart airport is very funny - it has 4 departure gates, and when you arrive, you are herded into a large hangar where you wait behind a metal fence. After a short time, the baggage truck arrives on the other side, in full view, and the said beagle is lead over each and every bag to have a good sniff.

I watched as it came across a cool box (or eskie in oz land) and simply stopped dead and sat on it. The handler took note, gave the highly excited dog a treat, and carried on. After all the bags were thoroughly snuffled, a barried was raised and all hell broke loose - it was a free-for-all as we were allowed to take our bags off the truck - no conveyor belts in sight.

Anyhow, the said eskie was watched like an eagle, and when it's owner arrived was stopped and given the third degree. I think it was full of food, the chap looked like an outdoorsy type, probably going on a fishing trip. They are very strict about what you bring in to Tas, especially fruit.

Well, I digress. We picked up our car, a funky little VW beetle, and fired up the sat nav and headed for our home for the next 5 days. We booked a cottage we found online, close to the city centre and, more importantly, close to the famous Cascade brewery.

It was a beautiful little pad, a refurbished stable, with views over the Cascade valley, looking up towards the brewery, about 1km away. In the background was a huge gray cloud which was hiding, I was told, the majestic Mount Wellington. It would be another 24 hours before we got to see this bohemoth. The land itself was verdant, bringing back memories of our Green and Pleasant Land. They obviously get a lot more rainfall than the mainland. The geology was actually reminiscent of the lowlands of Switzerland, the broad, languid rivers and the gently sloping valleys leading to steep cliffs higher up.

As it was still my birthday, we quickly set out to get our bearings, and to sus out where to eat that night. We found a great place on Salamanca, call the Ball and Chain Grill. It's not for the grass-munchers among us, they specialised in fabulous home-aged beef, venison and kangaroo.
we had a lovely meal there and wandered down the street afterwards and discovered a place called Grape. It was very cool, a wine shop by day and a trendy wine bar by night. they had some stunning wines to choose from, anything up to $1,300 a bottle! Anyhow, we decided to have our dessert here. Helen has developed a taste for fine port since we got to Australia, so she had port and cheese,
whilst I pushed the boat out and had what was probably the most expensive drink in my life - a glass of Johnny Walker Blue. I savoured that drink for over an hour!

Then came friday. Twas to be a day of indulgance, excess and many rennies were consumed!! First off, we headed over to Claremont, about 10km out of the city, to the first antipodean home of Cadbury's. It was a great experience, very insightful of the chocolate making process. The Cadbury blokes back in the early 20th century built their new factory based on the same principles as their Bournville site in the UK, with the welfare of their staff as their primary concern. I can understand why people working with chocolate all day long would be so happy, and they certainly showed it in tassie.

After a quick bite for lunch, our next stop was the much revered Cascade brewery.

www.cascadebrewery.com.au

I was in heaven. Our tour guide was actually the factory's full time quality control chemist - his primary role was senior taster. I was in awe of this guy. That has to be the best job in the world. Anyhow, the tour was very informative and we got a great behind the scenes view of the whole bear making process. It's amazing to think that that sweet tipple is such a simple product - water, barley, malt and hops. Nothing added.

After the tour we were given a rare treat. Every year, at the start of the hops harvest, it is said that the very best hops come on the first day of harvest. So, the chaps at Cascade produce an exclusive batch of only 5-600 kegs of the first fruits, and sell it a vastly inflated prices - it has been known for a slab (24 cans) of this stuff to sell on ebay for over $1,000!!! Well, the people on our tour had the last keg of the stuff (or so we were told). Whether or not this was true, it was truly scrumptious. We were given vouchers for 3 free glasses of whatever we wanted, so we left the place a little light headed!

As it was a friday, we decided to go for fish and chips for tea, and we walked back and forth along the harbourside and finally chose a place called Fish Frenzy for our tea. Little did we know it was actually voted the best place for Fish and Chips in the whole of Tasmania. It was basically a chippy, but had a great atmosphere, was liscenced, and there was a whole plethora of different fish to try. Plus, you could choose one of four different ways to batter your fish!

Oh and by the way, today the weather was lovely, and was able to get this stunning picture of mount wellington... Its amazing to think it's over 1.2km high - that's just about 4,000ft! And it is only 5km from hobart. It's stunning to see this kind of scenery - melbourne is so flat! In fact, Australia is the flattest continent on earth! Very refreshing.


As I said before, late friday night was rennie-central.

Ok, it's getting late, I'm gonna leave it here, but wil resume the travelog in the next day or so....

Take care

C

Sofitel Update

Well, as you can see from Helen's last post, we had an amazing time on our mystery night out in melbourne the other weekend...

It was friday, we'd both had a very busy week, and I had had some wonderful news - a very juicy pay rise and a positively head-swelling review with my manager. Happy days!

So I decided it was time to treat Helen - she had just finished her 8 week contract at school, and we were both winding up for our birthdays... Thanks to wotif.com I found an amazing last minute bargain at the abovementioned hotel, in a club suite (the highest hotel rooms in melbourne) with pre-dinner drinks and brekky in bed included!

Helen was gobsmacked when we cruised up onto the driveway of the hotel, to be met by the valet who quickly ushered us to our home for the night.
As we entered our room, we were met by this picture.

I was informed that the view extends for some 100km on a clear day.
We sat in quiet awe for what seemed hours as we watched the sun setting on a wonderful week.


The room has to be the most sumptuous I have ever experienced - the bed simply swallowed you up, and yet was not too soft. And the media system.... wow! below is the touchscreen bedside controller.
It has full controll over the lights, with different settings - day; evening; night; movie mode, you could power the DVD player, Sound system, radio, and Plasma TV. You could even connect your video camera via USB to watch through the TV! I was mighty impressed.

In the immortal words of Ferris Beuller,

"it is so choice, if you have the means, I can highly recommend it"

So that was it, a superb night away in luxury. I'll get onto the Tasmania weekend in a mo... prepare for more pics.... C

Lots and lots of news

Hello all,
Yes, my husband has done it AGAIN- changed our blog!! I am so sorry for all this change, hopefully this one will meet with his high standards and we will be able to remain here for at least a while!

So what's been happening with us- lots! Chris and I both had birthdays and both had great days. THnaks to the kindness and thoughtfulness of our fmailies we were ovewhelmed with pressies from the UK- a lot of Next and Fat Face items which are gratefully appreciated. Not that Australia doesn't have decent clothes shops, I mean we live in Melbourne NOT the outback but we jjust haven't yet found a store that does the basics quite as well as Next.

I also recieved, from Chris, an amazing Sony Walkman- NO not the old eighties style but a new tiny little MPS player. It is pink and looks just like a pen drive. You plug it in to the computer press a few buttons and 'volia' you have portable music- very cool. But the ABSOLUTE best bit is that I can download the radio 2 podcasts. These are absolutley hilarious- Steve Wright with 'Ask Elvis', Terry Wogan's 'Janet and John' stories and Chris Evan's bizarrre bits and pieces! I keep getting funny looks in the gym as I laugh out loud at the funniest bits! I tried to explain Ask Elvis to a friend the other day- but how can you describe such a thing. I thinnk she now thinks that I am insane!

THe wekend before my birthday Chris picked me up from work and whisked me off to Melbourne for a suprise destination. We turned up at the Sofitel hotel where we spent a luxerious evening including a trip to the VIP lounge and dinner at Hard Rock cafe. THe next day we had breakfast in bed, (one of my favourite things!) and then went to the Melbourne Museum. I had been meaning to go to the museum for ages but never got round to it. It is pretty cool and we both really enjoyed the dinosaurs, body exhibit and particuarly the boiginal exhibit. I didn't realise just how mean we English settlers were to the aboriginals, THe history is barbaric, I was nearly in tears in the museum- I think we keep our history over here pretty quite in England, it's pretty bad! We also enjoyed watching a film about gorrillas at teh Imax theatre.

Well I wanted to tell you about our visit to Hobart this weekend but have run out of time...will write about it later this week!
Take care, love Helen***

Monday, September 11, 2006

A new start

Ok, so the Whitepage blog was complete pants.

You make a change to something and it takes three days to post the change., hence the new blog pages....

We're just back from a wonderful holiday in Tasmania, so will post pics etc in the near future.... PROMISE!!

C+H